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early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce
I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.
by IPUface November 13, 2011
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Butt-ass early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow
by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
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Early Fireworks

Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.

Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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furries from 2000's and early 2010

the furries from 2000 to 2010 are the same thing from now but more stupid XDDD...

dont use degraded (graphic design) for you art lmao,
furries from 2000's and early 2010: look vieja culia, theres my fetish art that looks like drawed by a 5 year old, dont look so good?

in conclution, the furries from 2000 to early 2010 are the fucking same thing from now but i dont fucking know the difference.
by losminionshuelenaraja December 17, 2022
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furries from 2000's and early 2010

the same thing than now, but the detail they're more stupid, draws like a 7 year old, they use must the ':)' & ':(' & 'XD' than the 'OwO' 'UwU', and.... i dont know Lmao!
furries from 2000's and early 2010: look at my art with degraded (graphic design) dont look so good?

someone: lol
by losminionshuelenaraja December 17, 2022
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