dockus

A Dockus is a male that was once aloud to leave the house to interact with his friends. Then multiplied his duties at home, and is no longer aloud to hangout unless it’s a ‘work event’!

Dude, remember how fun John before he became a Dockus?

dockus by FunGuyOhio7 July 20, 2019

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Dijon docking

When you dip your dick into a jar of dijon mustard.

Did you see jared's snapchat of him dijon docking?

Dijon docking by Bigrik420 November 11, 2020

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Wenis Docking

The act of stretching ones wenis out to ceremoniously connect to and envelope another persons wenis. The act simulates two entities in space "docking" to produce an airtight seal.

Person 1: The other day I was included in some wenis docking, felt like I was in space as a friend of mine stretched their wenis out to go over mine, we had a moment of clarity as it was breathtakingly spectacular!

Wenis Docking by TheMrSka May 23, 2021

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docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

docker picker by FeelThePower March 28, 2008