ding

(adj.) Along the lines of "pwned" or "rejected;" commonly used on xoxohth.com and biglawboard.com to indicate when someone has been beaten in an argument or otherwise been relegated to failure.

"Bush to the Free World: DING!"

by blb May 10, 2008

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ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

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Ding Dar

Some nasty word used by Southerners that replaces the words like, you no, the,a,is,and,stupid and idiot. And anything else you want it to mean.

It one them Ding Dar Squirrels...............Ding Daar shoot him with da peeshoota pa!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

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Stimulation of the prostate of a man with a finger, normally the index finger, in order to create an intense, explosive orgasm.

Only correct stimulation of the prostate will create a Boop-Ding. When done correctly and with appropriate timing, the entire process can be done in the same time as it takes to say the phrase.

While Craig was enjoying his chance to jerk-off, he had to get back to work, so he gave himself the boop-ding and finished up quickly.

by Reo Strong & CEC February 18, 2010

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anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

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