Defenseful

The act of having a defense so dutiful that you become full of it

I am very defenseful of my position as a vegan.

by Sharkweeker January 28, 2019

DEPENDA KAREN

A Karen who is a military wife. She thinks she is her husband’s rank and that the base is her personal playground. If you disagree with her she will make your life a nightmare and act like a victim when called out. Hate that a dependa Karen gives is mostly online in the base’s private Facebook groups, but she is also unpleasant to get along with in real life. She usually spreads Christian hate while sporting designer handbags and a car she cannot afford on her husband’s salary, which is rarely above an E-4 rank.

Sara: Did you hear about Ariana on the bases’s private group? She’s starting drama with anyone who doesn’t like it here. Watch out she’s on the digital warpath.

Amy: Wow she is such a dependa Karen.

by Neko:3 March 5, 2022

Hyper Decended Anus

Colon drops out of sphincter, "pink sock" reference usually denoted by the inability to control bodily functions, and a permeating oder that can only be defined as cold feces.

Gay Dan has had a Hyper Decended Anus since freshman year.
How do you know?
Becuase he is constantly running to the bathroom and my room smells like cold feces.
Oh..

by 01000100101010100 July 30, 2008

Bundancy Dependle

A spoonerism of the otherwise correctly pronounced "Bundle Dependency", part of the ZENworks Application Delivery package.

"I made it a bundancy dependle!"

by Marc Jolley March 8, 2008

Farva Defense

An internet forum self-image defense strategy. Used by someone has been clearly proven wrong, stupid, or idiotic on a forum over the course of multiple posts or threads. The person realizes how foolish they now look, and default to claiming their entire dialog was a troll. Even though they claim it was a troll, it is very clear and obvious that it was not, and they simply have nothing left to retort with.

Person A: "You are a dick"
Person B: "No, sir, YOU are a dick. Here is why, with facts"
Person A: "lol, trolled you good fucker!"
Person B: "Nice Farva Defense"

by jdavids July 23, 2010

Hitler Defense

When someone uses a far more terrible act to lessen the perception of one's own terrible actions.
Sure Hitler killed 6,000, 000 Jews, but Stalin killed 20,000,000 of his own people, so what Adolf did wasn't that bad.

The IRS caught me cheating on my taxes , I'm going to try the Hitler Defense on them. Sure I owe $5,000 dollars, but hey, I'm no Wesley Snipes.

by G Gar March 9, 2017

car dependency

A measure of how dependent people are on cars to meet the needs of daily life.

There's so much car dependency in Houston I can't walk to the fucking grocery store.

by javasgifted February 3, 2022