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Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.
"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"
by Spiritualist May 24, 2020
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Danger noodle

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
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dangerously thicc

When you gain large amounts of cake due to da dangerous circumstances.
"Dude! I got bitten on the ass by a snake, so now I'm dangerously thicc!"
by TickleMeWeen September 24, 2020
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Danger pizzle

When you get to drunk and needs to go to the toilet but pisses all up the wall and misses the toilet completely...

Chunk: i need to peee
Fool: use the outside toilet
Chunk: Good plan
(chunk gets up and goes into the toilet)
Seb's random comment: YOU Motor boating Bastard
Chunk: heheheh *pissing all over the walls*
Chunk loves going for a danger pizzle so beware
by Chunkie Warrior December 7, 2006
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Dangerous Dylan

Dangerous Dylan is a rapper from Charlotte North Carolina , One day he’s going to be the greatest
by Anonymousman123456 October 6, 2021
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danger barrel

Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.
Guy 1: yo dude do you know Danger Barrel?

Guy 2: No..

Guy 1: makes sense..
by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017
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Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020
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