A baseball team from Chicago. They have a very large fan base, most of them are twits. They parade up to Milwaukee in their BMW's and Mercedes while talking on their fucking cell phones and speeding 30 over. They pay crazy rates at Miller Park to see their precious "Cubbies" . When September comes around, they blame management and coaches for their 100 years of sucking shlong. They also have had history of blaming animals and individual fans for their misfortune.
The Chicago Cubs have a huge salary cap. How have they not won a series in over a 100? Oh, thats right! ....a goat, Steve Bartman, and of course that terrible management! Fuck the Cubs.
by Mr.McBeerStein April 11, 2010
Get the Chicago Cubs mug.by justin vaughan March 4, 2005
Get the cuahs mug.Related Words
Cuabs
• crabs
• cubs
• cubs fan
• Clabsos
• crabshack
• crabsexual
• crabshacking
• Crabs in a Bucket
• crabskank
Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"
by Taraisawesomest October 26, 2015
Get the Snow Crabs mug.a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.
by jay joe January 16, 2009
Get the hold the crabs mug.by Benyb January 21, 2008
Get the chabs mug.Person 1: "Think the Chicago Cubs will go another 100 years without a World Series?"
Person 2: "Is that serious?"
Person 2: "Is that serious?"
by Sox Fan 7Million April 27, 2010
Get the Chicago Cubs mug.another name for horseshit as given to us by Ozzie Guillen. in a press conference he called the Cubs "horseshit" and since i hate the Cubs i find it fitting.
That burger tasted awful, i thought it was totally "Cubs".
A 1989 Chevy Corsica is "Cubs".
The manager wants me to cover Frank's area tonight too, this is fuckin' "Cubs"!!!
A 1989 Chevy Corsica is "Cubs".
The manager wants me to cover Frank's area tonight too, this is fuckin' "Cubs"!!!
by fat and funky thunderchunky March 17, 2010
Get the cubs mug.