crackalantern

a crackhead who is missing teeth.

Did you see that crackalantern on the street? He had one tooth left.

by fjelderstadt June 28, 2005

crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.

Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.

by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian

I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008

Crack Boated

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.

"I was crack boated by extremists"

by Scout1 January 17, 2008

crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

by LoL_What April 4, 2009

crack a sam

started early in th nineties through out ballarat, someone whom goes home early from an event or festivity shall be sed to hav cracked a sam, originating back to the original sam who made this famous throughout the university if ballarat, one also can use the term when a person or persons gets mad or angry over something which another person or persons have sed.

"for fucks sake did u go home at 12 last night, thats the third time u have cracked a sam this semester"

"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)

by samantha tibbles December 9, 2008