Go Commit Die

These 3 words originating from Roblox because of censorship. When used in a sentence these words mean

1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples

1. superepicgamer : "yo jimmynutren"

jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"

2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"

milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "

by Annoying Polish-American Kid March 29, 2020

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Coochie Commitment

The male (hetero) equivalent of a “dick appointment”.

“Sorry bros, you’ll have to go on without me. I’ve got a coochie commitment with that girl from the health dept.”

by DiabloConQueso July 17, 2025

go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.

person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*

by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018

commit

To push a pawn in chess

One you commit your pawn to c4, it weakens d4 because, well pawns can't go backward

by atorpy July 11, 2022

Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.

You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash

by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023

go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018