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color guard

A group of girls or guys who march with the band and provide the band's "visual" aspect. They are way more talented than cheerleaders, even though the cheerleaders get all the credit. Sometimes WRONGLY referred to as "wannabe cheerleaders" even though people on color guard look down on cheerleaders for having NO talent and for being so stupid. Color guard people toss and twirl flags, rifles, and sabres, and continually defy the laws of gravity by tossing like 10 pound rifles and 6 foot flags over their heads. It is a SPORT which requires a lot of physical endurance and it is way more artistic than cheerleading. It is also WAY harder!
The color guard was so beautiful and the cheerleaders were so ugly!
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Colorado Mesa University

Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.
"Hey man, where do you go to college?"

"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"

"Do you do meth?"

"only once....."
by thorthewarriorking September 21, 2011
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colorado

You know you're from Colorado when
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You have gone to school with a foot of snow on the ground and gotten out of classes and gone tanning… all in the same day!

You drink Celestial Seasonings and know it originated in Colorado!

Thunder has set off your car alarm.

You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed…unless you’re in Boulder where they have those camera things :S

You personally wouldn't pay $10 per head to drive up Pikes Peak unless it was the only mountain on earth, but you tell all our house-guests to do it.

You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.

You've been tear gassed in a riot to celebrate a CU/CSU victory.
ok, so i stole it from the facbook group "bitch please...I"m from colorado." but they explained better than i could or better than all these other ppl.....
by ska_nder October 1, 2007
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colorguard

Life.
Colorguard means spending every waking hour trying to improve each toss, becoming more emotional, hearing your guard instructor yell at you at the top of his lungs"Focus!Detail!Expression!Technique!"It about loving what you do, with the people you people you love-your guard family, a sisterhood(or family-depending of weather there is a guard boy) it's being everything you want to be in that moment-when your on the floor. It's our life, it's our love, it's our family, it's us......
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by Ashley Tay April 7, 2005
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Colorado Ape Hanger

During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.
My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.
by Kevinmac01 September 15, 2015
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Color Match Your Butthole

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.
Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT
by Bootifuk February 17, 2015
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Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.
Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.
by Cardog November 12, 2007
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