captain blaise

That guy in the back of the class room or the loud vc that only says “bruh”

you never hear him complete a sentence

Captain Blaise: bruh
one guy: wait who said that
other guy: oh I didn’t even realize he was here
one guy: oh for ffs it’s the captain

by jetstar;) April 30, 2021

Captain Patagonia

An amazing mapping YouTube channel. Need I say more? 10/10
Dude is a literal legend.

Did you see Captain Patagonia's new video?

by Antarctica Mapping April 20, 2019

Captain Recovery

People in recovery from drugs/alcohol that make a huge show about their committment to AA and "The Big Book" that you will meet in rehab centers. They speak grandiosly while throwing around words like 'humble' preformatively. They're often the first ones to drop out of rehab first because they're actually judgmental egoists who don't actually change their behavior or ways but they portray themselves as role-models and constantly spout things like "Meeting makers make it!" and other recovery/AA cliches.

As soon as I met Brian I know he was another Captain Recovery and woudn't last more than week here.

by Chellox March 13, 2021

Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater May 23, 2018

Captain Celaeno

A pirate parrot from My Little Pony The Movie who is voiced by Zoe Saldana. Also she is very similar to Bob the Builder in some ways.

Captain Celaeno is the best character from My Little Pony The Movie. Her trademark song and catchphrase is "It's Time to be Awesome."

by TiggerCelestia06 June 15, 2018

Captain Hungry

Another way of saying 'I am hungry' in an emphasized groan of hunger. This term derives from a dream in which a super hero called Captain Hungry went and fed all the hungry people, so when in need of nourishment, one would call to him for food, and therefore call 'Captain Hungry!'

Betsy: *rumble rumble* Ahh Man, Captain Hungry!

by Von Mintski May 16, 2005

Captain Ernie

Captain Ernie is the greatest fishing charter in this world. He is located in Delacroix, Louisiana. He catches all the fish, gives you all his fishing knowledge, and makes you wanna fish for eternity. He also goes by the names of: cap'n ern, youheardmeern, ernmern, and many others.

Eric: I'm going fishing tomorrow.
Tristan: Are ya going with cap'n ern?!!
Eric: Duh, Captain Ernie catches all the fish!
Tristan: You have to bring me, yaheardmeern?
Eric: Yeah, I heard ya Little Smitty!

by EricCF May 27, 2013