cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner

Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha

by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023

Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.

My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.

by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021

Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

on candles

To be on candles means, you are a Saint, you've done a very good deed.

References the glass religious candles utilized widely in Latin culture.

Bro, Jennifer brought my wallet and keys to me, all the way out here, she's on candles for sure!

by Jaykingothemoon March 6, 2024

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

A comment most often left by a user on YouTube named “lpc9929” who also leaves other comments such as “Hey Google exit YouTube” on his channels community posts, he is seen eating candles.

L PC: “I am infertile from eating scented candles. The”
Dragonpainter299: “what”

by TheIrritatedScot September 18, 2024

Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.

Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!

by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018