dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.
‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’
by Comfabulous November 16, 2020
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Comfort Zoner Bimbo

Any man or woman living High & Fat in the Comfort Zone of any Country's 1% Totally and Conveniently Un-Aware how people outside the Moat.. Live, Survive or Simply Exist.
Don't waste your time explaining how things are Outside the Moat to a Comfort Zoner Bimbo. They have been Sheltered and Convinced that only their Wants and Needs matter.
by WRivers November 05, 2019
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comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 14, 2017
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comfort page

“Hey have you checked out the new post”
“I don’t check…why are you always going on about her edits?”
“because her account is my comfort page”
by petrovalovez February 18, 2022
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comfort sandwich

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it
by YaBoiDaniel November 06, 2017
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comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.
When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
by Senorita Chalupa January 02, 2016
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Comfortably numb

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
I have become comfortably numb
by Pinkfloydfan56 March 14, 2024
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