You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
by random-guy123456789 April 16, 2021
by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024
A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021
the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
my comfort ex is my soulmate
by celsmeow September 08, 2023
Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".
Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.
A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 09, 2011