colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

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colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

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colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018

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The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

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Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

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colorado

- Brazilian Portuguese: "colorado" is a person who supports the Porto Alegre soccer team Sport Club Internacional.
It can be also used as a synonym of the team's name. Its main rival is Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense - whose supporters are "gremistas". A match between the two teams is called a "Grenal".

-"Tu é gremista ou colorado?" (Are you gremista or colorado?)
-"Colorado." (I'm colorado.)
-"Bah, eu também, tchê! Que baita goleada o Colorado deu ontem no Grenal"" (Nice, me too, mate! What a thrashing International gave yesterday in the Grenal!)

by oooookaaaaaaaayyyyy May 16, 2019

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