While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 05, 2010
A type of sex act in which a goat is placed up the anus of one partner, while the other partner places a duck up the goat's anus. This sex act was first conceived by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
"Whoa, did you just hear that?!? What was it?!?"
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
by djdelphi February 05, 2010
by stephenisgod February 05, 2010
A jaw droppingly obscene sex act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Last night at that party over in Queen's West, they showed a porno of someone actually doing Canada's History! I thought it was just an urban legend, eh?
by ColbertSlave February 05, 2010
Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 05, 2010
A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!
This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.
Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 05, 2010
by wordman12 February 05, 2010