Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012

pig in a blanket

Performed in the Doggy-style position. Occurs when a guy grinds his penis in a girl's buttcrack while squeezing her cheeks together so they completely cover his penis. Requires a nice, soft ass and lubrication, usually provided by the guy spitting on her butthole, or cumming on it after doggy-style sex, or after cumming inside her asshole and having her squeez it out while he grinds.

Cheryl has such a nice, plumb ass that I couldn't help but treat myself to a pig in a blanket after dropping a load on her crack.

by Joe Johnsonx May 12, 2007

The Blanket Treatment

The art of getting denied pussy by a girl cocooning herself with a blanked.

Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.

by AlmusBG March 3, 2014

Pig in a blanket

When a guy titty fucks a girl.

I flipped her over and gave her a Pig in a blanket, and blasted on her grill!

by rizzoli March 11, 2012

turd blanket

Taking a shit in a blanket

If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket

by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008

blanket friend

Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.

"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."

by Dershowitz April 29, 2015