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Belly Porn

Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.

Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.

Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.
- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?

- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!

- Look carefully in the corner!

- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)
by Malcolm Knoxville December 9, 2008
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Belly Hole

1. A large belly button.

2. A belly button taht has been stretches much too far.

3. When a Canadian is licking your belly button and bites your skin around it at least 5 inches in any direction,.
1. Wow, look at that guy's belly hole.

2. How on Earth did he get that Belly Hole?

3. JESUS! That Canadian just gave me a belly hole!!!
by SmallPoX753 June 26, 2008
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belly shelf

the top of your belly which acts like a shelf for devices and such.
i can just rest the remote, the phone, and my beer on my belly shelf! no need for a special pouch!
by AgeNt_ February 18, 2010
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Belly Button U-Turn

When you are going down on your Ho and have reached the belly button just far enough to smell rotting fish causing you to do an abrupt u-turn around the belly button.
I was forced to stamp on the brakes and do a belly button U-turn when I caught a whiff of Lollie's rancid fud.
by The Riot Squad August 15, 2012
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cider belly

Someone who drinks a little too much fermented apple juice.

On top of acidic stomachs and a tendency to throw up at the end of the night, they will have the cider drinking equivalent of a large beer gut.
Hey! When are salad dodger and cider belly going to arrive? There's no one to make fun of until they turn up!
by Paul.C October 28, 2007
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Vodka Belly

Caused by the consumption of too much Vodka, this phrase can also be used to describe an oh so strange but loveable creature that generally resides in the South West of England.
Oh my life I've drunk sooo much Vodka, Chelle, that I've developed a Vodka Belly! Oh, Chelle, Welly, Vodka, Belly!
by BargeeBargeeBooBoo December 26, 2011
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possum belly queen

A girl on a carnival that screws a different guy on the carnival every other day. In other words a whore.
The meaning also applies to circuses too.
Cindy is the possum belly queen of the show.
by AlterEgo June 2, 2013
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