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Barney Bryant

The best at any game he plays
Barney Bryant is so good at games he got me
by Mr memeer November 12, 2019
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Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.
The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney
by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008
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Barney Gumble

Person 1: "We're gonna have a barney gumble"
Person 2:" what's that?"
Person 1: "did you not cop its a play on words for rumble"
by Yours truly god himself November 22, 2021
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Barney Banks

Whispers in hushed tones among the fashion cognoscenti speak of Barney Banks, a phantom designer whose creations materialize like fleeting dreams. He's not found in glossy magazines or on bustling runways, but rather in the curated chaos of upcycled vintage. Banks possesses an uncanny ability to breathe new life into discarded sweatshirts and forgotten jackets, artfully splicing them with contemporary pieces to forge a style that is both ruggedly individualistic and impossibly chic. It's a look born from the streets, elevated to the realm of high art, making each Barney Banks garment a rare and coveted artifact.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
That style is so “Barney Banks
by BC01 May 19, 2025
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BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
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Barney bung

The purple tint around a girls anus that you can observe during sexual intercourse or other sexual endeavors
Dylan’s mom has a Barney bung according to his father.
by Ryemaster Bob October 9, 2022
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What would Barney say?

A question which confirming you to choose a girl by Barney's opinion.

And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!

Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.

Boy 1: Really?

Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
by DeadMasterL March 17, 2012
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