1. *Kelly misses the catch* OH MY GOD! "KELLY IS A CRISPY BOY!"
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy
2. *Asking the black guy if he is African* "BOY! I AM MEXICAN " OH YOU A CRISPY BOY
3. *Your best friend moves away* You are now a Crispy Boy
by A CRISPY WAGGERZ March 2, 2018
 Get the Crispy Boymug.
Get the Crispy Boymug. 1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.
2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff
2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff
by Rob G Deuce February 15, 2008
 Get the crispy chicken jumpoffmug.
Get the crispy chicken jumpoffmug. the crispidy, crunchy black hairs surrounding rob's sweet puerto rican ass hole, cleansed nightly by young cletus' delicate tongue.
by bteam4life April 13, 2017
 Get the crispy blacksmug.
Get the crispy blacksmug. (n.)
1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."
2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."
2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.
2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005
 Get the Burnt Rice Crispiemug.
Get the Burnt Rice Crispiemug. rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)
A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen! 
You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008
 Get the Christ crispy treatsmug.
Get the Christ crispy treatsmug. by nvz May 8, 2011
 Get the Crispy Eye Syndromemug.
Get the Crispy Eye Syndromemug. When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.
by The Real Chas February 18, 2017
 Get the Rice Crispy Treatmug.
Get the Rice Crispy Treatmug.