Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

BOB

really... out of all of the things bob?! Bob is a name which is often used to name random people.

bob 1 :"This kid is so freaking stupid... he searched up bob"
Bob 2"oh geez"

by wait what is a pseudonym January 16, 2019

Bobs

A guy who vapes with his friends and plays rainbow six siege. Usually fucks all da woman.

Bobs pick caveira for roaming.

by Santiago Damian santos June 19, 2018

bob

1) the name of an imaginary person

2) the name kids find fucking hilarious when really as you get older it tends to be really annoying

3) the name of an old man

4) the name of that irritating boy from the british film the nativity

ellie: OMG!! have u watched the nativity? the boy called bob really triggered me!!

*triggered*

joseph: i had a rlly old man teacher today as a cover teacher, he said his name was bob

by joggybean July 25, 2017

Bob

A player in the popular survival game (ARK) who is not in the kibble alliance.

Barry Seals are a group of bobs. #sealsneverlose

by oDiversegg March 23, 2021

Bob

Another way to say Nigga, more than likely from a DC/DMV person.

“Moe you wild”
“Gtf bob, you know I’m not wild 💯”

by Thakidshy December 12, 2017

Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.

Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.

by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017