September 16

National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.

Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3

by ilove_robert September 8, 2022

July 16

We should make this the bitch day. A day where you flip off bitches, fuck bitches, Fight bitches etc.

Girl: I'm gonna fight that bitch.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl: Because it's July 16 national bitch day

by July 3rd January 5, 2022

March 16

It's national hurt you tall friend day! Have fun short people it's a day to hurt them for making fun of you, enjoy!

Person: Ugh she's so annoying, I wanna punch her!

You: Well it's March 16th, go ahead!

by applebeŕy123 March 15, 2022

September 16

pee-in-a-bush-day

"Hey I'm going to use the bathroom."
"Oh no you don't, its September 16th."
"Oh shit.."

by uireiuf October 31, 2021

September 16

This is the day that all the girls and boys hug their crush if you dont do that you’re a pussy

September 16
Girl/boy: heyy can i get a hug
Crush: Sure
*hug*

by EndSeen September 15, 2021

June 16

National go to the mall day. Just go be happy!

I went to the mall on June 16 for national go to the mall day

by Cupcake girl23 June 16, 2021

skip 16

A talented ska band from Olney, MD

www.skip16.tk ...their site

by ixx January 4, 2005