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Mongolian Steps

When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
Dude. Last night was wild, I climbed the Mongolian steps!
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
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Mongolian ESports Finalist

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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Mongolian Empire

A blue bitchy swine (to others or Chinese) BBW and a hero (to mongolians)

She might destroy a shitty wall idk

Some say she the blue female version of Tuong Lu Kim

She is also loud af
Chinese Person 1: I am so irritated by Mongolian Empire!!,she destroy my wall!!!

Chinese Person 2: Sad,really sad I feel bad for u
by SpicyFiend289 August 7, 2023
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Mongolian Flickgooning

The process of hiring a Mongolian little person to give you an Alligator Reacharound.
Hey bud, can we go back to my place and do some Mongolian Flickgooning
by Witerwally A Genius October 25, 2024
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Mongolian centipede

an sexual act where you stick your penis in a partners foreskin while another person has a dick in there ass forming a centipede form
I just gave my entire bloodline a Mongolian centipede
by THESKINIGGERDNJNS July 26, 2024
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Mongolian Tiptoe

An advanced tech in Super Smash Brother Melee, in which a ness player slowly tiptoes towards the opponent before forward smashing.
"Dude, I can't believe josh hit the Mongolian Tiptoe on me!"
by mongolian tiptoer November 26, 2024
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