Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

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Some guy called me a chowder head so I "Chris Browned" him.

How did your team do in the finals?
We "Chris Browned" the crap out of them!

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chris browning

To beat, bite or attack your wife or girl.

Dee:Damn, why is he chris browning his girl?

Nemo: I heard he caught her cheating...!

Dee: Word?

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Beating the crap out of your girlfriend at a public venue

Linny: Wow, did you see Jen's face today?

Rich: Yeah, her boyfriend Chris Browned the shit out of her last night after the awards banquet

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i am going to chris brown her if she doesnt stop talking .

She got chris browned

I was chris browning her last night.

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Verb.
When a man hits his woman it can be used in place of hit, smack, punch, etc.

Kevin: did you hear about the sham wow guy? He totally chris browned a prostitute.

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getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

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