National Ball Stretcher Day

National Ball Stretcher Day is on March 14th, Carl Wheezer's birthday. Use your ball stretcher too your full extent. All Day and All Night.

Person 1:Hey, today is national ball stretcher day. Have you used your ball stretcher yet today?
Person 2:Why wouldn't I have?

by Mitlander May 9, 2020

National Realist Bitch Day

Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th”

National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”

Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”

by sillygoose400 August 26, 2022

National Anything Sexual day

September 1st
The day to do any sexual act you can think of, Like send nudes, intercourse, and anything you can think of

Dude: Hey it's September 1st
Girl: Huh?
Dude: Its National Anything sexual day
Girl: oooooh

by ToxicRussian September 1, 2021

National Jelly Bean Day

On April 22nd! Don't forget to celebrate :)

Also Earth Day and my birthday!

Hey, tomorrow's National Jelly Bean Day! Let's go buy some.

by ToothPasteIceCream December 4, 2020

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

National Throw Erik Day

Grab you friend Erik and yeet him across the room

oh its national throw erik day, lets throw him across the room
yea lets do it

by jefferystalin November 11, 2020

National Invader Zim day

National zim day!!

Q: Whats ur favorite holiday? A:National invader zim day!

by Ilovegir87 May 2, 2022