Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.

Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?

by indetermite August 12, 2022

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

Milk

My nickname.

What.

WHAT ELSE COULD It BE?
Your mom

sorry that wasnt funny

Hey milk wanna go on a date.

SOMEONE PLZ SAY THIS IM LONELY

by MILK67392 July 20, 2021

milk dragon

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.

Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.

by Grant Tarredus March 28, 2022

Milk shake

A type of drink prepared typically with water and milk only, served as either cold or warm

She asked me what I had for dinner and I told her it was bread and milk shake for the night.

by ELMITCH March 6, 2023

got milk

implies you have no milk in your house because your dad left to "buy it" and never came, it most likely used when disappointed in someone supporting/watching something widely hated on

"oh, you watch jellybean, got milk?"
"that dude is a dream fan, he probably got no milk"

by milkless guy August 13, 2022

A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023