by FreeSplash January 26, 2019
Get the Fortnite addictmug. A battle royale game so popular and overrated that even the most normie of the Staceys and Chads have tried to jump on the bandwagon.
Stacey: OMG, Harry, you have Fortnite on your iPad? Can you give me an invite please?
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
Harry: I don’t have any.
Stacey: OMG, like, how could you do that? I just wanna try a game that sounds fun!
Harry: Do you own a laptop?
Stacey: Um, yeah?
Harry: Buy it on laptop then!
Stacey: OMG BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE IT ON LAPTOP AND WHY WOULD I SPEND ACTUAL MONEY ON SOMETHING I’M GONNA DITCH AS SOON AS THE TREND ENDS?!
by A nerdy geek May 25, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. That shit ton of a game that 8 year olds and virgins play. Like seriously it's dead go play Minecraft or some other better game.
by Thanos_in_the_closet August 10, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. The reason our generation is going to stay virgins forever and it is only played by 12 year old virgins
by property_hunter December 6, 2018
Get the FORTNITEmug. by Meme242 May 15, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.