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Alex

by tehesorrytodisappoint November 4, 2019
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Alex

If this person isn't white and got named Alex by their parents, he is probably slow in the head, very racist to his own race a loves being absolutely degraded, always avoid this kind of breed. If they play competitive video games that involve teamplay, then he should most definitely be arrested.
"Hey did you see Alex? He's so dreamy."

"But he isn't white, he's a total red flag."
"Oh shoot you're right, his skin looks so pale that I thought he was white."
by Synkced June 7, 2022
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Alex

The sexiest man on Earth. Is charming and possess an enormous IQ. Supposedly faster than Barry Allen and stronger than Clark Kent. Always seems to know what to wear, what to say and how to act.

A proper gentleman with the right bad attitude in bed which girls love about an Alex.

Fun fact is that Alex usually knows Rubiks cube, can juggle and can slam dunk from 10 yards away.
Girl: I met a guy yesterday. I hope he is lika an Alex and can rock my world
by JasonQueenKentWayne December 15, 2016
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Alex

The best soccer player in the whole world and the kindest, most caring and thoughtful boy ever. Alex is always the full package- smart, good looking, funny, nice and good at everything.
“Wow did you see Alex just scored 15 goals in that game!?”
“No I only saw 14!! 😭”
by Clozza January 27, 2022
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Alex

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.
Karen sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Karen refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Karen complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
by alex_is_bad April 30, 2022
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Alex

my mean coworker who calls me a horse girl. Even though I'm not a horse girl. He is a gamer who bullies people. And he's a softie who will not admit it. A good guy who likes bullying his coworkers and owns an "I love hot moms" lanyard
"Here comes Alex, I better go. He's gonna go call me a horse girl."
by Pandisaster October 8, 2021
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Alex Mounicou

pertaining to rule 1- a large audience needs to know the god
pertaining to rule 2- its not an inside joke, also i am god, so i am a celebrity

super cool dude
can cast 'Summon Jesus' at least 40 times a day
can smite someone
can divide someone by 0 (they become undefined)
Alex Mounicou is god.
by Specified March 5, 2024
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