Rule 1247

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

by Alexg1247 May 30, 2022

Rule 66

if It exist then it gets shot down By Clone Troopers.

yo, dude look at this, Sponge bob is getting killed by Clones. this is so rule 66

by Ktfheeefdaxsfeaklooonrnk man September 13, 2022

Hitch rules

When a male cums 90% of the time and a woman cums 10% of the time.

Friend: Do you make you girl cum when you have sex?
Me: We go with the Hitch Rules, she gets off 1 out of 10 times while i get off the remainder.

by HickoryBlister May 11, 2021

mango rules

Where person one in the relationship wants a food item, but if the person 2 wants thus same item he/she has to get their own because the first mentioned will not share.

Not withstanding that if the first's item is finished the second has to share.

Person 1-"im getting a chocolate, you want one? "
Person 2-"can't i just share with you?"

Person 1-"hell no Mango Rules"

by Budjiebezuidenhout April 2, 2018

road rules

Some things you don't have to obey...

Road rules? What are those?

by Your father July 12, 2003

Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011

creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021