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play her like a cello

Having sexual intercourse with a female, in the doggy style position while rubbing her clitoris and rubbing her breasts.
Can be achieved via vaginal or anal intercourse.
To play her like a cello may be achieved by: A man is sitting down and a girl sits down on a man's penis while the man rubs her clitoris and rubs her breasts.
by illenobrac April 25, 2008
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Type Like a Pirate Day

'Type Like a Pirate Day' takes place on the 12th of January.
It's the same as 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' except you must type like how a Pirate would speak.
"Arrgh, how ya doing mateys? It's Type Like a Pirate Day!"
by Man Eater Goblin December 23, 2021
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Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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Like its his job

An activity someone engages in way too often.
My man Jay is a total stoner. He smokes weed like its his job.
by Kubbie November 18, 2009
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Liking your own post

Liking your own post is sad- “ you like your own posts, oh that’s just sad”
by Timothy Jenkins June 6, 2021
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chop like the food channel

A phrase uttered by someone else when a woman catches someone's attention with the way she moves her hips and buttocks while she walks in a "chopping" like motion.
Ooh girl, you chop like the food channel!
by Mighty Mel November 28, 2009
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Tough like shark movie

When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.
"Did you see King James posterize Yao?"
"Yeah man, that was tough like shark movie."
by WHCIwarrior February 18, 2009
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