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Chef’s Kiss

see also “tea bagged

1) When a person with female genitalia lowers their labia majora into an unknowing person’s drink.
2) A prank executed by a female where the labia majora (ref: downtown lips) are bathed in the drink of an unsuspecting person.
He will regret his patronizing remarks, once he learns she gave him the Chef’s Kiss.
by gee Ruth November 20, 2023
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Kissing the sky

The act of having sexual intercourse while being bent over, and outside. When the person bellow is being fucked, their lips “connect” with the sky with the trusting act from the person behind them.
“Hey man how did it go with Taylor last night
“Oh dude It went so well that I had her kissing the sky all night
by Threk1876 December 19, 2023
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“Wanna Kiss”

A person who chases bitches away
Chase represents “Wanna Kiss
by Disabled Jackie Chan December 22, 2023
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kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!
Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...
by Underground loser December 30, 2023
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kissing whorizontally

To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)

No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight

I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
by Camp Bitch December 31, 2023
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Yugoslavian Kiss

Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.
I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.
by hellobello January 7, 2024
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Tongue kiss her other tongue

Act of eating a women's asshole. The other tongue meaning her anus regardless of color. (Pink/brown)
Dude, last night was so crazy. We went to fourth base, I asked if she wanted to sit on my face. I started eating her pussy and ended up tongue kiss her other tongue 🍑😝.
by SwaggerThugger January 7, 2024
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