Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.

"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"

by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019

Real orange juice

Orange juice bad drink milk

Real Orange juice was so bad I had to drink milk

by BNL1YOUTUBE June 21, 2020

Is the squeeze worth the juice?

An backward analogy used to ask if something is worth doing or not. Typically the question is asked if the juice is worth the squeeze, but occasionally someone will ask the question backwards i.e. is the squeeze worth the juice?

When discussing a new project, our manager asked "is the squeeze worth the juice?"

by Funnybanker May 12, 2021

Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.

Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!

by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021

Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

fruit splash juice

THE NEST

fruit splash juice

by fruitsplashjuuce January 4, 2021

Car park juice

That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties

I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!

by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021