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Alex

Guy 1: yo that guys a simp
Guy 2: No dude that’s just Alex
by AllFactsNoPrinter April 15, 2020
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alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
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Pierre-Alex

People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!
Someone: Wow, you sure know how to party!

You: Yeah, thanks to my friend Pierre-Alex!!
by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021
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alex

Alex is a squatter because he spends too much money on games
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment
by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023
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Mini alex

Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)
Person 1: Bro who's that?

Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?

Person 1:pshhh that's a myth

Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX

Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb

Mini Alex: bet
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023
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Alex

Alex is the gayest nigga in the group. He is incredibly annoying and he will try to get attention anyway he can. If you got an Alex in your life, just shoot yourself, like what are you doing.
Mark: Hey, do you know Alex
Kyle: who doesn't know that faggot Alex
by TheRealkrypto November 21, 2023
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