Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021

alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

Alex

Alex is a guy who has so much alpha energy that it is so unbeatable he also has a thing for yiff so watch out before he knot ya ;)

Kye : Yo Nai did you see that Alex?
Nai : Oh you mean that alpha boy
Kye : Yeah he's super hot but he does yiff
Nai : Wow that is not surprising

by Saadboiis January 4, 2019

Alex

hot daddy boi charming sexy spotly hot man wifo

Alex is hot

by sammygotadha December 5, 2023

Alex

Alex (Alexandra) The name of the most jaw-dropping beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. The hardest working girl you'll ever meet, she's smart, witty and funny, romantic, probably wants to watch HIMYM with you and is an amazing cook. She is an incredibly loving person, will always be there in your time of need or darkest moments, she will hold you in her arms or brush your hair in her lap when you cry, and reassure you everything is alright. She may not be a good dancer, but when you dance under street lights and the night sky with her, it's one of the most magical moments you'll experience. She likes to teach you new things, always inspires you to do better, not for her, but for yourself and your future. She is not afraid to be herself, she takes risks, follows her heart, and is spontaneous. If you get an Alex, love her like there's no tomorrow, treat her like the Queen she is, she deserves more love than that's in the world and over.

Guy 1: "Dude, I just met the girl of my dreams..."
Guy 2: "What's her name?"
Guy 1: "Her name is Alex, so no wonder why..."

by A_DEE November 21, 2021

Alex

Probably the second ugliest thing
Like anal
That’s it

Hey Cole you an ALEX!

by Factsaf October 30, 2019

Alex

The dumbest person in the history of mankind. All he can do is repeating "No you" over and over again.

Alex is dumb

by Diable-Vache September 26, 2019