pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011
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If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.
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