When you're sad it turns your day around.
When your lonely its their for you
Even when you're bored their are the puzzles on the sides of cartons.
Chocolate milk is so good you'll cum from the intense pleasure upon your taste buds.
When your lonely its their for you
Even when you're bored their are the puzzles on the sides of cartons.
Chocolate milk is so good you'll cum from the intense pleasure upon your taste buds.
by xXGuers4LifeXx September 9, 2014
Get the Chocolate Milkmug. when you take a tube of choclate pudding and shove it inside a guys ass then you feed him laxatives in vanilla pudding and spin him around till the tube shoots out his ass and implodes on the wall
Yo Dave you wanna go hang with Mike tonight? Nah man sorry me and Taylor are gonna try the chocolate ballarina later.
by Kiruin May 21, 2023
Get the Chocolate Ballarinamug. by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016
Get the Chocolate chip cookie with white frostingmug. "Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."
by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023
Get the chocolate hotpocketmug. by GloppinBoop September 10, 2021
Get the Chocolate Churromug. National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.
by iiELL4 April 24, 2021
Get the National Chocolate Cake Daymug. Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.
Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.
by Staziism May 31, 2018
Get the White chocolate oreomug.