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Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.
"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"
by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014
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anal bingo

when you come behine showone without them knowing and shove you dick up there ass and yell anal bingo
by dumb dog nahnah February 10, 2024
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Vulcano Anal

Prior to butt sex you load your partners anal cavity with with Mentos. As you are penitrating your partner with your member, you pour soda in their anus and let nature take its course.
Kevin could no longer achieve orgasim unless his wife, Ralph performed vulcano anal on him.
by Schunor April 14, 2021
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Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.
I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!
by blocknine July 12, 2023
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anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.
OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.
by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016
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Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well
Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy
by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021
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Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏
Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
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