Head of the Moment

Giving such good head that it makes your man do whatever you want.

I was getting Head of the Moment last night and it was so good and it made me so happy that I was like, "I'm finna buy you whatever you want, Kat!"

by Swaggitastical69 July 18, 2016

chalkboard moment

Getting called up to the chalkboard or whiteboard with an erection and having your whole class see

Tom: man im so embarrassed i had a chalkboard moment earlier.

Eric: yeah i noticed and so did the rest of the class.

by Sir_derps_alot September 5, 2016

P-Moment

A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you

A moment of complete ditziness

Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices

We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs

by missp August 10, 2014

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021

FART MOMENT

A "fart moment" is when one human farts and the other farts therefore creating a "fart moment"
Example

Person 1:(Farts)
Person 2: I gotchu bro (Farts)

Person one:"lets make a fart moment"
Person two:"Okay"

by BritishChockin March 21, 2021

A "Joakim" Moment

The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve an "important" problem, this idea actually ruins everything.
Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.

The moment somebody comes up an idea to put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is considered A "Joakim" Moment

by 3FAS April 24, 2025