fix me up

When a friend helps you find a date or a hook-up.

Fresh out of prison, Stephan asked his brother, "Hey man, your girl is hot. You gotta fix me up with someone like her!"

by phanrepublic June 6, 2016

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bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

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fool me once

An old Texas saying: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again.

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again

by Kristian Z March 7, 2008

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Let me freak

The desire of wanting to have sex after either not having it for a while or being rejected

Or a song by lil dicky

I don't give a damn, what your a planing, this is me coming at you like a man... Just let me freak

by Mr. Duck butt July 23, 2016

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dick me up

the feeling of satisfaction and contentment that comes from having sex the night before

"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"

by getoutofmyshroom February 3, 2017

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Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
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(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

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