When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipemug. (verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."
by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022
Get the Wet Turtle Creammug. by Jules225 November 30, 2017
Get the wet dangelomug. Kind of like a wet Willy, but dipping your finger in a girls pussy juice and then sticking said finger into her ear.
My boyfriend was being so sweet and ate me out but then he decided to be a douchebag and gave me a Wet Wilma.
by Greezyyeezy June 5, 2022
Get the Wet Wilmamug. by Masterbutter February 19, 2025
Get the Montana wet t-shirtmug. It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)
Examples:
It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.
Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.
It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.
Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.
by The Ultimate Inventor (Tete) August 21, 2019
Get the Wet Glitchingmug. by He who sends it January 22, 2019
Get the wet stepbackmug.