November 8th

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Mama: Joe its November 8th go kiss your girlfriend.

Joe: Okay.

by Penisdickcocksucker69 November 7, 2019

November 8th

The day you get to smack the shit out of Dan Van Cott

Hey it’s November 8th! We get to smack the shit out of Dan today!

by AJPD November 7, 2019

november 8th

november 8th is national ask out your crush day

person 1: aw man u should ask out your crush
person 2: what why!

person 1: it’s november 8th!

person 2: ugh ok!!

by t.beling November 7, 2019

November 11

National yoink your best friends day. A yoink is the opposite of a yeet so whatever that means to you...
Some fun examples: yoink a nose, yoink a dick, yoink them into a wall, yoink them into their crush

Homie 1: hey.. hey dude
Homie 2: yeah?
Homie 1: it's november 11...
Homie 2: oh god... lord preserve me
Homie 1: *yoinks Homie 2 on the nose*
Homie 2: *screams in terror*

by chumchum_eat_your_grits November 7, 2019

No Nut November

When a small dick white don’t jerk off for a month

Jacky’s dick got smaller because he didn’t have sex/jack off he failed No Nut November

by Bocukf68 November 7, 2019

November 8

On November 8 is it official No Nut November cheat day.
Guys can cheat this day but they have to tell you his deepest secret.

Me: It’s November 8!
Guy: Yes, i can cheat.
Me: Now you have to tell me your deepest secret!

by OfficialNoNutNovember November 7, 2019

november 26

national hug your crush day

you: hey you can we hug
crush: yea man but y
you: it's november 26

you: national hug your crush day

by bag_of_doritos November 7, 2019