Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,
1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos
by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022
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Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."
That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.
by fizux August 12, 2015
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Mexican Jedi Shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 30, 2020
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On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican
On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!
by Mexicandre March 03, 2024
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Mexican haircut

That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror

Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 28, 2020
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mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.
"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"
by Mizzsamie January 17, 2021
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Mexican suprise

That's when you take the bag out the trash and shit in the can then put the bag back in.
Dude totally left that asshole junkie downstairs a mexican suprise in his thrash can in his room.
by chinkateria April 28, 2018
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