torque one off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.

by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005

Take a lean one

Go to the bathroom; take a dump.

Dude, I gotta take a lean one

by Ted Servo May 7, 2009

class-one handpump

A complete wanker or dickhead. Wank = handpump, class-one = the biggest

"he thought he was really cool, but everyone else thought he was a class-one handpump"

by sean camshaft September 18, 2013

one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.

I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.

by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006

one room shack

a busted ass house

thats why you live in a one room shack you poor peice of trash

by john johnson June 1, 2004

throw one back

means to have an alcohol beverage, to get drunk

After work Im going to throw one back.

by TCR215 December 14, 2008

get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016