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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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soul douche

"dude!! you're so nasty from within, you need a soul douche!!"
soul douche exorcise
by EG67 October 30, 2012
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
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douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking
"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"
by ruffshuff November 12, 2012
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Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
by benjaplop December 18, 2012
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Combative Douche

Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"
by bbkate_r August 22, 2012
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two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
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