douche nozzle

Basically a level 10 asshole.

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.

by Fancay November 20, 2015

douche-fag

A man of homosexual qualities, but is interested in women in a

douche manner.

ex: "Oh my god, that guy is such a douche-fag."

ex: "He talked about her like the douche-fag he is."

by mr_chili September 2, 2011

douche canoe

a person whom is a level above you’re average douchebag. the ultimate douche.

Brenden is sure a douche canoe when it comes to dealing with girls.

by 103937;727261783 January 26, 2018

Douche Mannequin

that hip new age guy that just built a new house down the street and has a tesla. but no local job in the area and out to take a mile. usually seen tryna hit that grind by using the locals for their services.

that douche mannequin is a lazy bastard. lets go raid his settlement.

by Dud Dudlee January 3, 2024

inane douche

What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used

Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.

by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022

douche

its french for shower

its also a dickhead

Je me Douche
WTF!
it means i had a shower
O...i thought you said im a douche

by applepinerd November 16, 2011

internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014