i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

2nd of May

The 2nd of May is official be nice to brunettes day! Go up to your brunette friend and give her a hug and tell her that she is loved :)

Hey it's the 2nd of May! I'm going to be nice to every brunette I see on the street.

by Ihatemaths221 February 9, 2022

May

A hella fun and kind person. She makes you laugh easily and and would stand up for her friends in any situation. She’s very competitive and confident when she wants to be. She can be belligerent and a tease you too much sometimes, but means well and will be there for you in the long run. Overall A Fucking amazing person, beautiful inside and out.

PersonA: who’s that she’s gorgeous
PersonB: Yh that’s may, she’s so fun you’d love her

by anonymous December 3, 2022

May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

by shmerlz May 1, 2024

May 26

Hug your boyfriend/girlfriend/non gender friend day!💙✨ give them a bear hug 🫂 🐻 CELEBRATE THIS DAY 🎉 🎉✨

Draco Malfoy:it’s may 26 Give me a hug
Ava Malfoy:Fine😚

by Bluerasberrykid2 May 25, 2022

Mayed En Tine

A phrase in the celestial language that means "Suffering In Chaos." The world "Mayed" meaning "suffering," the word "En" meaning "in," and the word "tine" meaning "chaos." Used frequently in the recurring song "Chaotic Dance" from the Chronicles of Chronicles series which plays when fighting evil-aligned celestial foes.

Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Shoba Bakaei Lemae
Ochanu Kofo Latae Lima
Orkanasu Volokai Kafi
Unanmo Veletei Ochae
-Opening Lyrics of "Chaotic Dance"

by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021