cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

rosy puff daddies

Large, bright red, possibly inflamed cheeks.

Occurs in many cases relating to drunkenness, embarrassment and exposure to heat, however some experience this condition regularly with little stimuli.

1)Damn drunk asian, those are some rosy puff daddies!

2)Damn sober white guy, those are some rosy puff daddies, do you have a medical condition?

by dickmongler February 20, 2011

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

Chop Daddy

Slang term used to describe an incompetent or pointless person who spends all their time chopping and creating an underlying feeling of resentment: often used to express a collective sense of dislike

Tony: What is Chop Daddy doing?
John: He's gone to lunch with some intern, he's trying to put them away
Tony: What a complete chopper

by sj703 June 11, 2011

daddy raise

often used by unprivileged law defying youths

used to describe a stolen item with great value

e.g tomtom 1,carrera (push bicycle),iphone

jim: "just picked up some guys iphone on the bus and pocketed it"

gary : "daddy raise!"

by smokesallota dope June 20, 2011

Frill Daddy

Frill daddy is a billy/bong used by a smooth pimp daddy.

James : Grab your Hoe's and come have a Frill Daddy.

Josh : Fuck yeah. Sweaty as.

by DaggerFace November 10, 2010