d-bag tag

A Bluetooth hands-free headset. Mainly applies when the user is in a public place having a conversation on the phone loud enough for people ten feet away to hear and that said people ten feet away do not wish to hear.

Person 1: Is that dude talking to himself?
Person 2: Nah, he's got his d-bag tag in his ear.

Douchebag with a d-bag tag on: So I told him I wanted those accounts closed out by 3 p.m. and the bastard went out golfing instead...
Cashier: (thinking) Man I wish this bastard would get off his d-bag tag long enough to get the hell out of my line.

by jepleure August 31, 2010

The Ricky-D Experience

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he gets injured in the process.

Friend: I heard Brittney came over for the Islanders game yesterday.

Me: Yeah we fucked the entire game, but then my dick broke.

Friend: I hate The Ricky-D Experience.

by Werka November 16, 2012

d*mb bitch

a dumb,,bitch

other : have you heard about zoe?
someone : yea, she's a d*mb bitch

by angelaaaaaaaaaaaa March 28, 2019

d 7 weenie

Level 7 weenie/penis/dick. An achievement of having a 7 inch penis that has been inside a minimum of 10 vaginas of equal or higher age, should be seen as a sign of power and confidence to rival God unless in the presence of a higher level

Bob: He has unlock the legendary d 7 weenie
Jeff: Impossible that's only possible with a dark type

by Godbush August 6, 2022

Double D Critties

When my critical damage hits in the double digits

I love to throw around my big double d critties

by Aerandir815 November 4, 2011

¢r@¢kh€@d

caroline duffy

¢r@¢kh€@d ₲@ñ₲

by ¢r@¢kh€@d December 2, 2018

Shit-D TV

Once defined as Standard Definition Television, Shit-D TV has arisen as a common term in the wake of the HDTV revolution. As your eyes are spoiled by the beautifully pure optical clarity of High Definition, reverting back to Standard Def is nearly impossible to do because of the extreme nausea caused by the grainy, fuzzy and just flat out SHITTY optical quality.

I was excited to head over to Cheese's house for the Super Bowl, but when we got there and I found out he hadn't upgraded his cable package to HD, and that we were going to be watching the biggest game of the year in Shit-D TV, I nearly called up John Stamos to come over and beat the living hell out him.

by bhyphenlo9 May 18, 2010