Michael Zhang 

The best person to ever exist.

Michael Zhang is the best!

Michael Zhang by bob0246 September 30, 2023

Michael Horick 

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

Michael Horick by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023

Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.

"Yo that motherfucker's got hella Michael Cera Rizz"

Michael Cera Rizz by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023

Michael 

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

Michael by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael 

My world, the best ass face, my beautiful husband and the best ever

I love you Michael

Michael by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael Duff OUT 

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game

Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.

Michael Duff OUT by Krj97 October 21, 2023

Michael Jordan 

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

Michael Jordan by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023