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Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.
"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
by Waverunner December 12, 2020
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Moo Law

is the name of a girl who is very smart and funny, she's the kinda girl who ships you with your future boyfriend, she's the person you'd never want to lose as a friend shes very understanding and will help you through hard times no matter what .she puts herself in front of others
person: my boyfriend cheated on me!
Moo law : let's go show him what he's missing out on!
by coacz November 21, 2019
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Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.
Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Law of Razz

The Rule of Razz states the following: "If only one person in a heterosexual relationship is overweight, it is the female".
Frede: "Man, I don't understand why he wants to be with her.."
Cole: "Yeah dude, it's like totally the Law of Razz!"
by dascoolword December 19, 2017
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warmongler law

The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.
Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law
by warmongler December 21, 2023
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lucy law

a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship
omg a hot guy who is single i have to tell my friend it’s the lucy law!
by jdhdjdhdjejevehehev February 28, 2023
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seen-in-law

a person(s) you found online and formed a relationship via their videos
They are my seen-in-law because we are not directly related but we are like family on video calls.
by @mankabeer January 23, 2024
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