two finger pussy

More insulting than just a pussy, 2 finger pussy is 2nd stage pussy, after you've poked the pussy once, you step it up to 2nd"

yo that guy jonathan is a Two finger pussy

by injurious July 8, 2006

3 Finger Rule

if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.

Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.

by Pat da Baker n' Ian May 6, 2009

finger-tap-gasm

A finger-tap-gasm is the cumgasm a young guy has when he misses taking care of his morning wood at home, so he gets on the school-bus, takes a seat in back, and finger-taps his c-spot until he creams his jeans.

When I was in high-school, sometimes I'd miss my morning jack-off session and take care of my wood by giving myself a finger-tap-gasm!

by USAF Cadet July 4, 2021

Butter Fucking Fingers

A common disorder that is more severe than just regular butter fingers. This disorder makes almost any type of grasping of the hand on an object impossible. This is due to the fact that their fingers only have one purpose and that purpose is to fuck butter. Butter is no longer on the fingers like butter fingers but it is now being fucked by the fingers. Thus making the fingers way too slippery and too greasy to attempt to grasp and keep a firm grip on any object.

Tom: "Woody how can you not be able to pick up that damn box!?"

Woody: "I have butter fucking fingers sir!"

Tom: "Oh I understand now."

by Kai V October 5, 2009

Sparta fingers

A phrase that can be really annoying to someone and enormously funny to the person saying it. It really has no true definition.

"The lady at the drive-thru was pretty funny."

"Really? Why is that?"

"'Cause she had Sparta fingers."

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

by fathands April 29, 2008

black finger nails

black finger nails is wen finger nails are painted black...
this will happen wen a person likes the colour black...
it doesn't mean the person is a goth or emo!!!

me:changing song to some nirvana on mp3 player
gay,fuckwit,chav:Are you a goth??
me: Why??
gay,fuckwit,chav: You must be...you have black finger nails...
me: walks away blissfully having Kurt Cobain singing in my left ear =

by Annabelle June 21, 2006

Hand/finger rape

vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.

Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"

by Mr. DL April 12, 2014