Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 21, 2021

Chocolate Blowgun

When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.

Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that

by SirGoonsAlot April 6, 2025

Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017

chocolate pancake

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream

I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had

by Dämïöñ April 3, 2019

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

For one's self to dip their testicles into their partner's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries form that girl.

by vweinerschnitsle September 12, 2014

Chocolate

The shit.

"Chocolate is the shit," little Timmy told his friends.

by That one annoying grammar kid April 7, 2020

Chocolate Swirl

A brown mountain is when you work at a cupcake shop and you run out of chocolate frosting. You then resort to using your shit. You squat on the table on make a swirl out of your chunky shit. A skinny Asian walks in, has your cupcake, and likes it. You then put her head in the oven, make a swirl of shit as lube and fuck her till the shit is in her ;)

“Dude I gave her a chocolate swirl last night”
“No way dude, I just did that to a newborn 👶🏿“

by Orgasmic Girl Sex January 9, 2021