Anal

When you shove a dick in your shit hole, hurts like crazy, wouldn’t recommend.

Ashley: “why are you walking like a penguin?”

Brian: “Ted and I tried anal last night, never again.”

by AB4E July 2, 2024

anal retentive

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

by MamaWe November 1, 2018

Anal so hard

when you get deep dicked in the ass and it hurts to walk after

man my gf gave me anal so hard

by TheOGPhoenixV1 May 14, 2022

anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater

Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping

by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020

anal

when someone or some people are uptight/ocd about something

"hey can i keep my shoes on in the house?"

"no dude my mums anal about that"

by nuudlejune January 5, 2024

anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

Anal Beehive

A bowel movement that resembles a miniature beehive in texture.

Man, I just exterminated a massive anal beehive in your toilet.

by W00k1e February 7, 2012